The Étape du Tour Bill Nobody Adds Up

Picture the finish of an Étape du Tour. You’ve trained for months, paid the fee and ridden a Tour de France stage on closed roads. You cross the line, and someone hands you a pasta box, a banana, a drink and a beer.

Then you look for the way home.

The roads are closed. In a mountain valley there is often only one way down, and thousands of riders are trying to take it at once. Riders describe waiting hours and reaching the car at night. One rider’s shuttle bus, ordered for 3pm, didn’t leave until 5pm. Another got lost on the 60 km ride back and asked why nobody had sent a GPX file.

That’s the part the brochure leaves out.

The problem: you budget for the entry fee

When a French coach, Mon Coach Vélo, argued the Étape isn’t made for 99% of cyclists, price was one of his main reasons. He has a point. The fee is high for a sportive, and I won’t pretend otherwise. Riders compare it with sportives under 60 euros that include a hot meal.

But the defenders have a point too. The fee buys closed roads, police at the junctions, medical cover, timing and the Tour de France name, and I can’t think of another French sportive doing that at this scale.

The comment that stuck with me was from a rider who said the fee is the smaller part of the bill. Travel, a bed and food cost several times more. And that’s where the real problems start:

  • Beds go faster than entries. Commenters said the affordable rooms were gone before they’d even decided, and some blamed tour operators for buying them up.
  • Packages cost more. One commenter described a weekend package costing several times the entry fee.
  • Race-number collection lands on the day you should have your feet up.
  • The start means thousands of riders in pens. One rider counted 3 toilets for 1,000 people.
  • Feed stations vary. Riders from the later pens described warm drinks and almost nothing left to eat, while riders from the early pens said they were fine.
  • The way home depends on the edition. Some riders waited hours for a way down, while others in a different year said there was a separate lane and they were away without waiting.

I can’t verify every story. But there are too many of them, and they say the same things.

The solution: plan the whole bill, not just the fee

You can’t control the edition, but you can control most of this.

1. Book your bed the week your entry is confirmed. Or stay 15 km out and ride in. Rooms go before entries do.

2. Enter directly if you can. A package is the easy route, and the easy route costs more. If you do buy one, check exactly what it includes (the bed, the nights, the transfers). Never pay extra for a bed you could have booked yourself.

3. Collect your number early, then sit down. One rider treated it as part of a week’s holiday and collected on the Thursday. That’s the right idea.

4. Carry your own food and spares. Treat feed stations as water and a backup. One rider said the mechanical support had inner tubes and nothing else. And pack for the weather you might actually get, not just the brochure day.

5. Know how you’re getting home before you leave the start. Check how the finish works before you enter. Download the way back as a GPX file, and plan nothing tight that night.

6. If you’re flying in, add slack. Work out how to get from the finish to your bed. Build and test your bike a few days early. Carry shoes, helmet and tested food in hand luggage. Book flights once your place is confirmed, and flexible if you can. Arrive a couple of days early.

Taking some of the cost and effort off you

You’re not stupid for buying the Étape if you know what you’re buying: a day on closed roads with the Tour de France behind it. Not a calm day, a proper meal, or a feed station you can rely on.

Full disclosure: I’m part of this market, so weigh what I say accordingly. Here is what I offer:

The full argument is in the video: [https://youtu.be/xLfiqu3jVr0 ]

I’d like to hear from you. Have you ridden the Étape, and what did it really cost you, especially if you flew in? Reply and tell me which pen you started in, because I think it changes the answer.

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